I’m the best copywriter in the game, but I’m probably, like, too underground for you to have heard of me…

Things u should prolly know about...

I follow the 2M rule:

At least 2 movies and Monster Energies a day

I’m banned from Depop, Tinder, and my high school track meets

If advertising doesn’t work out, my plan is to work as a Blanket Jackson lookalike at birthday parties (pls hire me)

Check out my work so I don’t have to cosplay as a kid who was dangled from a balcony!